forever2k13blogger:

i wonder how many future famous people i’ve met

(Source: oknope, via lamelohan)

cassbuttstiel:

I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said “what’s your sign?” and he said “DiCapricorn” and I laughed so hard I woke up

(via bullied)

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

(via insecureities)

ohshititsgreg:

A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke

(via stfukarla)